Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Gene's Take on the Top 3

Not sure about the rest of you, but I am now at the point where I don't give flying f who wins this stupid charade. At this point, the judges need to as objective as possible and not try to influence the results, as they so blatantly did last night. They basically sent Syesha packing so it can be a showdown between Randy's David and Simon's David. Regardless of the final results, I will predict the career paths of the three remaining contestants:
Syesha: You will go home tonight, but don't worry, you will become the superstar of this group. I predict a Grammy, a Tony, and an Oscar before Archuleta has to shave.
Cook: You will have the immediate success a la Daughtry. Watch out for that sophomore slump though, I'm not sure you have the staying power or versatility to go more than one album deep.
Archuleta: Does "From Justin to Kelly" mean anything to you? It better. Now about last night..... David A: 'And So It Goes' - a real gem, you nailed it like no one else could. The Chris Brown song - Daddy A needs to be bitch slapped for choosing that one for you, you looked like a fool. "Longer", no comment, Fogelberg was one of my faves also.
David C: "First Time.." - great, Switchfoot - horrendous, off-key and screechy, Aerosmith - OK, good enough for the finals.
Syesha: Alicia Keyes - you were absolutely stunning in that gown. The song wasn't bad either. "Fever" - Lord, Almighty that dress. Why was I sitting on the ground underneath the TV, did I really think I would see up your dress? Oh well, it was worth a shot. "Hit Me Up" Great idea, I think I will. I'm with Annie, I was ready to get you out of that dress for this one. Why the pants?
How will they possibly make tonight's show last an hour? How about a medley of songs the producers pick but the judges hate? Might as well keep it consistent.

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