OK, here we go.....welcome to Nice Boobs and What in the Hell Did Paula Just Say Night. Although the lead in stated that Mariah has had more number 1 singles than any other solo act, why did it seem that I had only heard two of these songs before, and you are right Anne, one of them wasn't even a Mariah song.
David A: Mariah, nice boobs. David, nice job, daddy won't beat you this week. I still see you sneaking those lip-licks in though.
Carly: Mariah, nice boobs. Carly, the first time you've taken my attention away from the geisha girl on your shoulder - nice boobs too. Sorry, the BADFINGER (yes, Badfinger, not Harry Nilsson) song may get you booted.
Syesha: Mariah, nice boobs. Syesha, nice boobs too, show us more. Song was OK.
Brooke: Mariah, nice boobs. Brooke, I know we won't see your boobs - ever. Had it going on, lost it. Maybe bye bye.....
Kristy Lee: Mariah, nice boobs. Kristy, we asked for more boobs last week, you did not come through, hope it doesn't cost you. Song, OK, sounded like Patsy Cline or LeeAnn Rimes.
David C: Mariah, nice boobs. David still don't really like you or your attitude but I'm starting to think you might win this thing. Please stop looking like you are praying when you are thanking someone.
Jason: Mariah, nice boobs - why did you go and touch those dreads? Hope you washed yourself immediately. I agreed with Randy - sounded like Jack Johnson doing Mariah. Good enough to stay though.
Bottom three: Carly, Brooke, Kristy. Any of them could go, but I think it will be Carly:
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