Gene's Counter Blog (the one I know you are all really waiting for!)

Here you go for your response post:

Welcome to "What In The Hell Were The Producers Thinking?" Week. I for one could not care less if the American Idol can sing Andrew Lloyd Weber - they are shooting for Grammys not Tonys! By the way, when did Sir Andrew turn into a troll? Kind of spooky and dressed in typical Brit style ( in case you noticed). Anyway....

Syesha: Excellent boobage. Spot number 1 will land you in the bottom three but no worries this week.

Jason: Give me a major break. This is the only thing you could come up with? Loved the "Cats" tribute where you sang with seventy-eight cat's tails coming out of your head. How do you get the rings on them things? Bottom three.

Brooke: Bye Bye Brooke. Although I will right here begin a petition to get you a free pass on your upcoming ejection: When you pulled the same stunt on "Every Breath You Take" in an earlier week, one of the judges (I believe it was Randy) said it was "very professional" to stop and restart when you were uncomfortable with the beginning. And here you thought you were doing the professional thing. Ricky Minor should have walked over and bitch slapped you.

David A.: Speaking of being bitch slapped, chill out, you're safe another week. Sit down Dad A.

Carly: I was so sick of the whiney ballads by this time that your over the top version actually made me smile. The dress was great, but the brown leggings made your legs look like two live oaks. Another great shot of Ink Face and he was very happy. See you next week.

David C: Oh, please. "I was excited for ALW week because I grew up on musical theater..." Yeah right, if it was reggae week you would say you grew up in Jamaica. I don't buy your fake sincerity for one minute. You are a sleazy rocker dude dying for groupies and rehab.

By the way Anne, that long haired rocker dude was Paul Stanley from Kiss. See you next week for Neil Diamond