Oh. My. God. Who would have ever thought that Andrew Lloyd Weber week would be looked back upon as a highlight reel? Paula - who told you it was OK to mix the oxycontin with the ecstasy? All it does is make you forget who you love.
Contestants: Neil Diamond has approximately 500 songs in his catalog. And this is what you came up with? Some people are getting very lazy.
I'll keep this short and sweet.
Jason: Dude, who the hell is voting for you? If there were two songs in that entire catalog that I would have said NO ONE would do, it would be Forever In Blue Jeans and September Morn. Obviously you have never been to a Neil Diamond concert or you would have never, ever, done Blue Jeans. I was having flashbacks like a bad acid trip to the one time I went to a Neil Diamond show with my parents. September Morn? More like Late April Nightmare.
David C: OK, I don't like you or your attitude (this week: SMUG) but you seem to be the only one willing to work at this. Go out now and get arrested with drugs or something - you'll be kicked off the Idol tour and start your own career a year sooner.
Brooke: I Am I Said was OK. Believer was unbelievable atrocious. Stay behind the piano and please shut the f up.
David A: Annie hit it right on the head. You are starting to bore us. Bitch slap necessary.
Syesha: Again, it should not happen, it isn't right, but your luck just ran out.
Looks like the final four will be two Davids, a Dread and a Ditz.
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