No Aussie = sad Annie

Please stop calling!  Anne will be all right.  She is a big girl.  Last time I checked, she has been out of diapers for about 40 years.

 

Anne has such wonderful friends.  Several called to see how surprised she was, if she was in shock, if she was okay but Anne is not here.  She is out seeing Ella at the Repertory Theater.  She has no idea what has happened.  Boy will she be shocked!  She won’t find out till about 11:00 CST.  I will have to hide all of the knives so she doesn’t slit her wrists.  Thank God we don’t have any guns!

 

Yes it is true, Aussie Boy is gone.  Michael Johns had a great ride but the ride has ended.  Now Anne can focus on the true man in her life, American Boy Gary!  I will serenade her with my own version of Dream On over and over.  There will be tears of joy or pain, I am not sure.  Soon she will not even remember what’s his name.

 

I like how everyone is concerned over Anne and if she will be all right but were they concerned for Gene and me when Kristy Lee Cook was in the bottom 3 all those weeks?  I think not!  Gene and I agonized over not seeing those long legs and sexy shape.  We even clamored for cleavage!  We were very much traumatized thinking she could go home but not one of you cared about our feelings.  We are men of the 2000’s and we do have feelings.  We are in touch with our inner feelings, hell we watch American Idol.

 

I will take care of Anne this weekend so you can all rest and relax.  I hope she has the strength to carry on with Idol Chat next week.  If not, Gene will have to provide you with the critiques.  Have a good week and let’s all hope Anne can survive this and come back to chat with us next week.  One good thing to come from this is we will shave on cold water from her cold showers. 

 

With Idol Gives Back, we give to the world.  With Gary Gives Back, I give Aussie Boy back to Australia.

 

We are the World, we are the Children ………………..Kum Ba Yah…………